tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post8172104375210383120..comments2024-01-30T07:41:20.885+00:00Comments on Broken Barnet: The Loved Ones: or - the processing of the deceased, in CapitavilleMrs Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-67353866454148697742013-11-13T14:07:41.482+00:002013-11-13T14:07:41.482+00:00Mrs Angry has now written to the Chief Executive, ...Mrs Angry has now written to the Chief Executive, Mr Andrew Travers, to ask for confirmation of her Crapita Easycrem discount burial offer, and awaits his reply, with great excitment.Mrs Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-16952294899585397512013-11-13T09:14:57.497+00:002013-11-13T09:14:57.497+00:00Well, you know, Geranium, I'm anyone's for...Well, you know, Geranium, I'm anyone's for the price of a discounted plot in the Crapita Easycrem Last Resting Place. Clearly I must now revise my opinion of Crapita and dedicate this blog to supporting their re-barneting of Barnet.<br /><br />On the other hand, I hope not to be in a position to take up their generous offer quite yet. I can only apologise if this causes inconvenience to friends at Crapita, and the former London Borough of Broken Barnet.Mrs Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-15645444177273301372013-11-13T00:24:34.461+00:002013-11-13T00:24:34.461+00:00This is INCREDIBLE. they think they can buy your s...This is INCREDIBLE. they think they can buy your silence by offering you a DISCOUNT on a GRAVE? <br /><br />Well, perhaps it's just as well they don't understand that your silence doesn't come that cheap. <br /><br />Still, I can't get my mind around what you're dealing with in Barnet. These people are morally and intellectually insane. They can't be reasoned with and you can't appeal to morals or conscience they don't have. And they redefine language to the point they speak a different language. I think a forcible revolution. Geranium Incognitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14244002554800988266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-4181413018879585652013-11-11T22:49:17.449+00:002013-11-11T22:49:17.449+00:00Anonymous,dear me: I do hope you are not trying to...Anonymous,dear me: I do hope you are not trying to cheat Capita out of their rightful profits.<br /><br />Mr Mustard, no offence but I am not interested in a foursome with you, Rog, and Mr Reasonable, in this life or the next. <br /><br />And I want my own tomb, possibly on the line of one of the lesser pharoahs, complete with golden chariots and copies of Barnet First lining my casket, to deter grave robbers.Mrs Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-37214516336890755612013-11-11T19:58:27.858+00:002013-11-11T19:58:27.858+00:00And this is why I have left my body to our local m...And this is why I have left my body to our local medical school. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-82200796863627029952013-11-11T18:15:13.994+00:002013-11-11T18:15:13.994+00:00If the price is to be reduced Mrs A I am sure that...If the price is to be reduced Mrs A I am sure that the available space will be commensurate. They probably plan to shove all 4 of us in one plot together. As they wrote this before Citizen Barnet escaped to Nottingham maybe we'll be lucky and have a small amount of extra room but with these grapsing ghouls I somehow doubt it.Mr Mustardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12522242686839965655noreply@blogger.com