tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post7976410370173368996..comments2024-01-30T07:41:20.885+00:00Comments on Broken Barnet: How green was my Dollis Valley Green Walk?Mrs Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-89370268800062368802011-09-05T00:28:57.092+01:002011-09-05T00:28:57.092+01:00Well, he DOES have expertise in one, of course.
B...Well, he DOES have expertise in one, of course.<br /><br />But I notice in the Telegraph that the Queen is advertising for a butler: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/8740456/Queen-seeks-new-butler.html" rel="nofollow">HERE</a>.<br /><br />No doubt Mr Offord can point to previous experience in the 'liquid catering delivery industry', if he wants to go after the job.<br /><br />The Telegraph blurb says:<br /><i>"It may not command the highest salary, and the hours might be long and arduous – but jobseekers who want to work for a prestigious boss need look no further."</i><br /><br />'Our Offy' might say this already applies to him in his PRESENT role, as Mr Cameron's soup waiter. He is, of course, also Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Secretary of State for Crouton Or Bread Resupply Agencies (the government's secret 'COBRA' emergency committee, full of Belize action men like him).baarnetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12301292285255035403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-16683357765702253032011-09-04T20:01:43.783+01:002011-09-04T20:01:43.783+01:00ha: think you may have a point there, baarnett. I ...ha: think you may have a point there, baarnett. I was thinking of bringing Matthew Offord: wonder which event he would prefer?Mrs Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-50159007043487231302011-09-04T19:16:11.181+01:002011-09-04T19:16:11.181+01:00You appreciate that he would prefer it to be a coc...You appreciate that he would prefer it to be a cocktail party in Hampstead Garden Suburb, and a soup kitchen for Barnet bloggers.baarnetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12301292285255035403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-47596708601066986462011-09-04T18:52:49.336+01:002011-09-04T18:52:49.336+01:00Well, it seems we live in an age of miracles, Mr M...Well, it seems we live in an age of miracles, Mr Mustard, with Brian finally embracing his inner cyclist. I expect shortly to see him running a soup kitchen in Hampstead Garden Suburb, and hosting a cocktail party for Barnet bloggers.Mrs Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586223909475832791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6371203489316363738.post-48040665912914391902011-09-04T14:45:08.562+01:002011-09-04T14:45:08.562+01:00As the department has changed its name to Planning...As the department has changed its name to Planning, Environment & Regeneration Mrs A, well at least for this week, then I expect Brian may well need a new longer title more representative of his burgeoning empire.<br /><br />In reality Mr Three Jobs should be the Cabinet Member for Planning Lunches, Black Cabs, Hampers & Credit Cards ( Barnet is cashless )Mr Mustardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12522242686839965655noreply@blogger.com