Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Bastille Day Special

Crowds of impoverished Barnet residents descended on Hendon Town Hall this evening to call for the immediate downfall of the corrupt 'easyBolique' regime here in Broken Barnet.

Members of the hated ruling family intend to force the local parliament to award them new grants of massively increased personal allowances, paid for, naturellement, by a tax on the poor, in order to sustain its decadent, self indulgent lifestyle.

Enraged citizens yelled abuse and began spontaneously to install an interesting wooden structure with a shiny, sliding blade, and a basket at the bottom, on the green outside.

'Off with their f***ing heads' demanded local fishwife and blogeuse, Mme Fachee.

Aux Armes, Citoyens?

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