Here's something to get us all in the festive mood!
Just in case any of my younger readers (yes, especially you, Matthew), or any of our more intellectually challenged Tory councillors are worried: don't be scared, this is NOT the real Father Christmas.
Just in case any of my younger readers (yes, especially you, Matthew), or any of our more intellectually challenged Tory councillors are worried: don't be scared, this is NOT the real Father Christmas.
2 comments:
This particular Father Christmas has the unusual habit of TAKING rather than GIVING Christmas presents.
And if he gets stuck on any roof, I imagine there is one group of professionals who will refuse to turn out to get him down.
More likely to get stuck in the chimney, baarnett, I would say. Warning to Santa: we have a real fire, and there could be unfortunate consequences.
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