Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Into each life, a little Raine must fall
Sad news: it has been announced that it has been necessary to cancel the fundraising luncheon for the GLA campaign of our beloved Assembly Member Brian Coleman. This thrilling event was to have been graced by a very special guest: Raine, Countess of Spencer, former stepmother of Diana, Princess of Wales, and daughter of the late novelist Barbara Cartland.
Unfortunately, even when the name of Brian Coleman was removed from the publicity material for this lunch, sales of tickets were er so minimal (single figures, it is runoured) that the decision was made to call the whole thing off.
Obviously Mrs Angry and her escort are devastated, aren't we Andrew? The tiara and ball gown are going back into storage, and Mrs Angry's outfit is being returned too.
We hear that Brian is inconsolable: and of course he is now beginning to feel the first intimations that perhaps not all is well with his campaign prospects. Cheer up Brian: Mrs Angry brings you a message of love and hope, through the language of romance, Barbara Cartland style ....
The Secret Fear: is it all going horribly wrong?
What will the result be, at the end of polling day? Oh dear. Never mind. Some light relief, if not romance, might be in order ...
Love is the answer: pure love
Mrs Angry would like to set you a good example (hold on, what is going on in this picture? Roped to the bed ... and is that a bong, Barbara?)
(Can't beat a man in lederhosen, can you, ladies? Oh - you can, apparently ... )
Cheer up Brian.
With pure and untouched love, from naughty angel Mrs Angry x