Dorothy: "Well Brian, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Eric Pickles and Grant Shapps intervene. It's that, if I ever go looking for my belief in local government again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?"
Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do. Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow: What's that? Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it! Mrs Angry: What a bunch of ****s.
"When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kinda human, If I only had a heart.
"I'd be tender — I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding Barnet Allowances I'd be friends with sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows If I only had a heart."
Tin Man: "What have you learned, Dorothy?"
ReplyDeleteDorothy: "Well Brian, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Eric Pickles and Grant Shapps intervene. It's that, if I ever go looking for my belief in local government again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?"
Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
ReplyDeleteTin Woodsman, Scarecrow: What's that?
Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it!
Mrs Angry: What a bunch of ****s.
[Brian singing]
ReplyDelete"When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kinda human,
If I only had a heart.
"I'd be tender — I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding Barnet Allowances
I'd be friends with sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart."
Aah, Baarnett, you and I should write 'Broken Barnet: the opera' ... except I suppose the subject lends itself more to tragedy than any other medium.
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