Tuesday 10 August 2010

Somewhere Over the Rainbow: The Road to Broken Barnet

No brains, no heart, no courage:

Toto: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore ...


baarnett said...

Tin Man: "What have you learned, Dorothy?"

Dorothy: "Well Brian, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Eric Pickles and Grant Shapps intervene. It's that, if I ever go looking for my belief in local government again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?"

Mrs Angry said...

Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow: What's that?
Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it!
Mrs Angry: What a bunch of ****s.

baarnett said...

[Brian singing]

"When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kinda human,
If I only had a heart.

"I'd be tender — I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding Barnet Allowances
I'd be friends with sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart."

Mrs Angry said...

Aah, Baarnett, you and I should write 'Broken Barnet: the opera' ... except I suppose the subject lends itself more to tragedy than any other medium.

Rog T said...

Follow the Yellow Prick Toad !